$('#MotherToBe .twins').unload( function() {
// 0 - 5
$(this).attr("voice-family", "male");
$(this).attr("volume", "x-loud");
$(this).attr("pitch", "x-high");
$(this).resize();
$('.randomobjects').draggable();
$(this).resize();
// 6 - 10
$(this).attr("volume", "loud");
$(this).attr("pitch", "high");
$(this).resize();
$(this).filter(".knowledge").effect("explode");
$(this).resize();
// 11 - 15
$(this).attr("pitch", "medium");
$(this).resize();
$(this).filter(".reason").effect("blind");
$(this).siblings.text();
$(this).add(".friends").text();
$(this).resize();
// 16 - 21
$(this).attr("pitch", "low");
$(this).resize();
$(this).add(".friends").text();
$(this).appendTo(".College");
$(this).detach();
}
Tuesday, June 8, 2010
Sunday, June 6, 2010
Surgical procedure - removing your tonsils
$('body').add('anesthetic');
$('#conciousness').fadeOut();
$('#tonsils').remove();
$('#conciousness').fadeIn();
$('#diet').replaceWith('Ice Cream');
$('#conciousness').fadeOut();
$('#tonsils').remove();
$('#conciousness').fadeIn();
$('#diet').replaceWith('Ice Cream');
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Organising a night out
$('.venue:has(space)').find().get('Reservation');
$('.friends .underage').each().parents().get('Permission');
$('.friends:selected').text("Let's go out for dinner tonight!");
$('.friends .underage').each().parents().get('Permission');
$('.friends:selected').text("Let's go out for dinner tonight!");
Friday, June 4, 2010
Cleaning the house
$('.surfaces').remove('.dust');
$('.bins:not:empty').empty();
$('.dishes').effect('shake');
$('#dishwasher .rack').load('dishes').add('washing powder');
$('#dishwasher #onbutton').keypress();
$('.television').focus();
$('.bins:not:empty').empty();
$('.dishes').effect('shake');
$('#dishwasher .rack').load('dishes').add('washing powder');
$('#dishwasher #onbutton').keypress();
$('.television').focus();
The start of an American Football play
$('#play').select();
$('#players .good').select();
$('#players:selected').position();
$('.snap').trigger();
$('#players .good').select();
$('#players:selected').position();
$('.snap').trigger();
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Recovering from a hangover
$('#bowels').empty();
$('.bucket').closest().get(1).append('vomit');
if ($('#bed').has('.someoneelse')) {
$('#selfrespect').die();
$('#bed').empty();
}
$('.regrets').each().focus();
$(self).detach('.headache');
$(self).append('.food .greasy');
$('.bucket').closest().get(1).append('vomit');
if ($('#bed').has('.someoneelse')) {
$('#selfrespect').die();
$('#bed').empty();
}
$('.regrets').each().focus();
$(self).detach('.headache');
$(self).append('.food .greasy');
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