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Friday, May 14, 2010

Inside the mind of a serial killer

$('#reality').detach();

while (1)
{
   $('#victim').select(function() {
      if (!$('.witness').attr('visible')) {
         $('#victim').slice(16);
         $('#victim').die();
         $('#victim .bodyparts :visible').hide();
      }
   });
}

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